I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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