i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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