so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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