She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
When are your genitals available?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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