i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
a search helicopter?!
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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