Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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