What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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