"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
it glows. i had to have it.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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