problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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