He uses pillows to masturbate.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
