Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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