Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Bring me that man meat
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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