Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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