yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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