So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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