She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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