Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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