I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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