Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I'm really busy with my period
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