im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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