party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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