oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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