I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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