have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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