Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
The adults are the big ones right?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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