This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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