i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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