after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Help. Why am I so naked?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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