girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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