She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
