so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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