so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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