he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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