this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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