Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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