Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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