Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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