That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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