At least make sure they are 18
Why
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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