Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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