I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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