I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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