in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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