awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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