I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
