I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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