Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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