I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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