I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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