He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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