Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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