love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm like, not good at living.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
