spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Fuck appropriateness.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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