this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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