Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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