Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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