the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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