May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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